was browsin through my Friendster account (which is an ancient one by the way - member since Nov 2003) and was really surprised reading through old testimonials from friends...friends that i don't get to see because of distance...some testi were really hilarious it got me laughing the whole night...still awake at 3AM (lost my anti-histamines) eheheh...anyway, here are some of the few testi's that were really standout and super funny...
..i'll start off with Jan (he preferred to be called Drew)...
ash? bullshet! before anyone gets starstruck of this mystical,captivating and ever enchanting goddess,let me tell you a little history of her...way back 2 years ago,my friends reported me that theres this new socialite individual who wants to conquer the portals of ateneo de cagayan.as the head of the goddesses,i was alarmed then.i thought that this individual would likely be the titans who would destroy mount olympus..i then convened the council of elders to do something about this. so together with my minor goddesses,we searched him.finally we found her.to my astonishment,i almost slipped.indeed she is worth to be called a goddess too!!!!!!!!!!and FROM that day forth,i named him ZSA-ZSA!THE DIVINE DIVA!!! hehehehehehe!(thats all i can say)char lang!anyway,thats how i got to know ash...shes more popular with the name sah-sha than ash and that is all because of me..shes very liberated and outgoing.she is one of the head turners in our school!!!!laro!but on thebrighter side of her,sha-sha is indeed a friend!!!!always keep your feet on the ground and i love you!!!!!
***her/she talaga hehehe :)
***this one's from Mikee (just felt the need to include you in the first post hehehe)...and this pic by the way is wayyyy old hehehe...
He's a self-confessed heart-throb!...
He's a self-confessed supermodel...
He's a self-confessed sex machine...
He's a self-confessed matinee idol...
...such pretensions huh? hahahhaha! just kiddin! really, Ash is all of those and more!...He's my first good BLONDE friend... a magnet for sexual predators.... hehehehehhe! :D...Kisses dah'lin! mwah mwah mwah!
...this one's from Heidi (my dj/painter/aspiring nurse/partyphile chick from Cali)...w/ her pup Nuke...sooo cute
THis guy is always on a roll.. he's in the mood to party-hardy, walk around,and do crazy things! he can bust out any move and won't give a crap what other people think! (LIVE FREE!) Ash just isn't a party boy but he has the ability to balance out his nightlife with school so.. FINE, HE AMAZES ME!!! he's smart! funny! sweet! and crazy!;p he sings when he feels like it, dances when he feels like it and is a friend when you need somebody to talk to... awww... hehehe... thanks for being a pal ASH!:))) hehehe.. *mwah!*
***this one's from Jordana...belated happy birthday by the way :)
crazzzziesttt creature i've known! :)
***i guess point taken here...
***this one's from my fag hag Irish (the one in the far left, can't find any solo pic of the biatch for some strange reason...
i read this article a few days ago titled "gay men know best" and then i thought of ash, pidot,dodo, shasha..whatever you may call him..and i remembered the movie the brokenhearts club..i think i introduced it to him..then afterwards, he became as queer as ever..hehe..this person's something else..he wants to conquer a lot of things and be someone else's he's not..like that thingy about vampires..i think i know why..he wants to meet lestat and do it with him..am i ryt?just thinking of stuart townsend sends up shivers down my spine..how can anyone resist?hehe..he also aspires the likes of celine lopez or maybe hindy weber perhaps..for christ's sake, you dont even own a damn good pair of manolos and you think you could be themsomeday? thats just preposterous!!! well, maybe you could be someone like anton san diego..you know ka urimo..well, i believe naman this guy can really become a good writer, most esp in showbiz..why?ash loves the press releases, knows the latest press releases and makes press releases..the makings of a good showbiz reporter..that's why sometimes i don't know whether what he says is absolutely the truth, only the half truth,is a fabricated one or one that never really existed at all..although at times, thetruth just seems to come out on its own..also, this guy's one hell of amusic lover..his undying fanaticism over mariah carey..we can like alsolisten to any type of song depending on the mood..be jazzy with michael buble..rock with system of a down..groove it like chingy or just listen to nina's soulfulvoice..hehe..thats how i know this person..actually there's just so much i'd like to say pa about this flamboyant, fun-loving party animal but i guess il just have to post it some other time..and besides, if i say it all, then where's the fun in that? basta,pidot's my longest running gayfriend ever and i think he knows that..he's always there since god knows when..and i thank him for that..mang, thanks for the friendship..and let's go get ourselves nah a cute boylet..haha joke lng..desperate needs call for desperate measures..mga pamati man..so y'all..if u know any tall, bald, ruggedly handsome guy who's got colin farrell's face and butt..plus a bit larger on the other side..who also knows how to bend it like beckham..and maybe has a sexy voice like that of audioslave's lead..then pls..dont hesitate to tell us..youll gonna make us the happiest people on earth..but if no one comes to our rescue, were gonna transform into one horrifying creature like professor umbridge..we all dont want that to happen..hehe..bye gurl..
***this is like a novel...if not for the reason that i love her, i would stop reading halfway :)
oh well...i think's just enough...i'll be posting more soon..or better yet drop by my friendster profile to get to know the "old school ash" hehehe...
ciao!
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